boogara-watcher-moron:

Freshman year:

Senior year:

hidekiryuga:

C418 - momentomori.mp3

Man, it’s been a year since Unus Annus ended. I miss it, and I’ll always remember the great times. This track is still stellar.

unus annus momento mori

sandmandaddy69:

injuries-in-dust:

queen-of-thunder:

the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff:

a3battery:

a3battery:

a3battery:

thighetician:

krispytm:

human-dumpster-fire:

internetbt:

He redeemed himself

The duality of Manguin

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

Pepper, you can do better than Mr tux.

smallrat36wagon:

android-spider:

:)

stupid fucking slut hour 

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

You get used to painting with only one hand.

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

socialistexan:

hampop:

flipocrite:

erikos-libertarian-socialist:

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

luulapants:

ashtraythief:

yetanothergreyjedi:

mf-dooom:

that is the face of a man worried he will be next

Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.

Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man’s boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you’re excited about it.